Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that Remus Lupin is currently living as a woman and working as a registered nurse at my college's student health center.

I went to have bloodwork done this morning, and the first thing I thought when the nurse walked in was "oh my god, it's movie!Lupin in drag" (sans moustache, of course). Now, for all of my fearless posturing, I am a complete wuss when it comes to having my blood drawn. Thankfully, she's extremely good at her job, so it wasn't terrible, but I was nevertheless feeling a bit lightheaded by the time she was done pilfering my precious hemoglobin. She left the room to let me relax a bit, and when she came back, she was holding a piece of chocolate.

"Eat this," she said, "It will help."

I promptly dissolved in a fit of laughter.

Apparently, I'm not the first to think she looks like a female version of our dear werewolf, and when she recognized my sweater as part of the Slytherin uniform (yes, my Slytherin sweater is a regular part of my wardrobe; yes, I realize this officially brands me as a geek to anyone who recognizes it) she thought the chocolate bit would make me feel better.

It did.

(10 points to anyone who successfully uses this story in a fic)

Now, on to "business": The next chapter of I Wager will be posted either tonight or tomorrow afternoon, followed shortly thereafter by the next chapter of Malleus.

Title: I Wager (9/?)
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary: It hurts, it burns and aches and I swear I’m being ripped into a million tiny pieces, but Snape’s cock brushes that place deep inside of me with each thrust and if dying feels this fucking good then I have nothing to live for.

Author's Notes: Smut, plot, and more smut. This chapter has quite a bit of Draco because writing him always makes me feel better. On a related note, please excuse any poorly constructed sentences or other errors as I don't do very good revisions when I don't feel well.

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