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Nishizono Shinji ([info]nishizono) wrote,
@ 2007-11-13 00:58:00

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Entry tags:misc: non-fic

Non-fic: TAP vs. Nishizono, Handicapped
T: It's okay, I'm crippled too-- I lost my testicles in the war on drugs.
N: ...you lost your balls in the war on drugs?
T: Yes, the field surgeon replaced them with two condoms filled with cocaine.
N: ...
T: I'm basically writing your fic for you, you know.
N: ...
T: I demand royalties.
N: ...what the fuck is wrong with you?
T: Don't touch me with your cripple hands.



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[info]dracoluvah
2007-11-13 10:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah!
The newest installment of my OTP!

The wit! I love it!

(only the two of you would have a conversation like that)
;-)

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[info]ships_harry
2007-11-13 08:14 pm UTC (link)
You have no idea how hard it is to restrain from making jokes about the result of cocaine testicles. NO IDEA AT ALL.

♥

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[info]tiger_lantern
2007-11-14 06:23 am UTC (link)
Stop trying to restrain yourself. The world needs those jokes.

(Cartman voice)Lick my cocaine balls!

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[info]tiger_lantern
2007-11-14 06:20 am UTC (link)
ROFLMFAO.

~desperately wants a tshirt that says 'I lost my testicles in the war on drugs'~

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