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Furthermore, if you don't like slash, or don't know what it is, please do not bother reading any further. These stories are purely fictional, and should not be taken as an expression of the real life views of the author.
Yes. Canon Severus, witty banter, intense sexual tension, happy or hopeful endings. Dirty talk, riding boots, semi-public sex, voyeurism, wanking, erotic asphyxiation, restraint biting, body-swapping, sleepy sex, illicit use of invisibility cloaks, parseltongue, desk sex, iron shackles, and leather gloves.
No. Severus Snape's name is 'Severus' or 'Snape'; not 'Sev' or 'Sevvie' or 'Rus' or 'Sevviekins' or any other abomination of a perfectly fine name. Severus Snape is not pretty; he has a rather considerable nose and crooked teeth, so please keep your flowing black locks to yourself. In my universe, there is no such thing as mpreg, psycho!Lucius, veela!Malfoys, forced bonding, or anything that includes explicit sex with Ron Weasley.
