Title: The Bat
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Once upon a midnight cheery, while I stumbled drunk and bleary...

Author's Notes: For nehalenia, though I'm not really sure this is something she'll ever want associated with her name. This was originally titled "The Fried Chicken Poem", but I chickened out (Hah! I fucking kill myself). Obviously, this is based on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven", though it bears very little resemblence to the original (and I've completely butchered anything that might have resembled a proper meter).

( Eat Your Heart Out, Edgar )