I am dying right now.

(Nicked from eeyore9990, whose posting of this made me have a whole new respect for the Colin/Ryan OTP)

Oh god. Oh god, oh god, oh god!

Chills. Fucking chills.

I'm sure most of you have already seen these, but just in case you haven't, I present:

Harry Potter and The Secret Slash Scenes No One Told You About

Remus Lupin, aka "David Thewlis"
Clearly, Remus is quite enamoured with Mr. DiCaprio, if that kiss is anything to judge by. Oh Remus, what will Sirius say when he sees you kissing that little tart? (There is another clip from the same movie here)

Sirius Black, aka "Gary Oldman"
Oh, it would seem that Sirius is not really in a position to judge, not with this footage that shows him having it off with an older man. A much older man. (Requires a YouTube account)

Severus Snape, aka "Alan Rickman"
Severus, of course, rubs it in that his conquests are much prettier than Black's geriatric lover. Take that, Sirius Black.

Lucius Malfoy, aka "Jason Isaacs"
Meanwhile, Lucius takes his jealous rage out on a poor, unsuspecting Muggle boy. The moral of the story: never, ever tell a Malfoy you love him- unless, of course, you're Severus Snape.

Quirinus Quirrell, aka "Ian Hart"
And finally, not to be outdone by the others, our old friend Professor Quirrell gets snogged senseless in a bath tub. Unfortunately, I don't think that even bathtime boy kisses can make up for having had a Dark Lord living on the back of your skull.

At the very beginning. It's so quick that you'll miss it if you blink, but even half a second of Jason Isaacs is worth posting.

(Thanks to jlasher for finding the clip)

I am currently suffering from a broken heart as a result of this video.

If you have not seen it, I demand that you go and watch it, well-equipped with a box of tissues and something fluffy to read afterward.

Edit: I fixed the link- sorry about that.

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CoS outtake with Jason Isaacs and Daniel Radcliffe.

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