rhubarbbuddha and I went to Disneyland on Saturday, and since absurdity always seems to ensue whenever she and I are left to our own devices, we developed the following ridiculous scenario:

Lucius is standing in the middle of Disneyland, wearing a Mad Hatter tophat (complete with the 10/6 card stuck in the brim) and looking haughty as ever. Sir Hiss is obviously also in attendance.

Severus Snape is positioned next to him, hunched down into his robes with his trademark scowl, and holding a Minnie Mouse balloon. He may or may not also be wearing Mickey ears.

"Severus," Lucius announces in an imperious tone, "I require a churro."

I'm willing to trade a story for a drawing. Any pairing, any rating, any kink- just as long as I have a visual representation of the aforementioned scenario. This may very well be a life or death situation.

As an aside, while there, we stumbled upon what I am sure was a distant Malfoy cousin. Pale, very nearly platinum blond, delicate aristocratic features, and grey eyes. Absolutely stunning. Had I not been moved to near incapacitation by his presence, I may very well have seduced him in the middle of Cafe Orleans- which, by the way, serves the best french fries I have ever tasted.