Title: Seven Simple Rules for Living With Draco Malfoy
Authors: ships_harry and nishizono
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: They aren't ours.

Summary: Sometimes, Harry thinks Draco should come with an owner's manual.

Author's Notes: There are chat logs to accompany this madness, which we'll probably post whenever I (Nishi) stop being lazy long enough to format them properly. All you need to know is that this came about during a conversation involving earmuffs, kiddie leashes, and accidental sodomy. Which sounds pretty bad when the subjects are all lumped together in one sentence like that.

( Read more... )

Title: Stop. Rewind.
Author: nishizono
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: R
Disclaimer: They aren't mine.

Summary: This thing with Potter has been a lot like breaking up with someone you weren't actually seeing in the first place. And it's not like I don't know how the story is supposed to go, this boy-meets-boy comedy I'm stuck in: they meet, they talk, they fuck their way through the mattress and into the happily ever after. Well, not us.

Author's Notes: Thank you to ldybastet and ships_harry for reading this over.

( Not us. )

Title: In Between Life
Author: nishizono
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: R
Disclaimer: They aren't mine.

Summary: January 9th will never be just another day.

Author's Notes: Beta'd by the lovely themostepotente. This was actually written as January's Daily Deviant submission, but due to a series of unfortunate events, I didn't get it posted in time.

( Why did they choose today? )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( You’re avoiding the question. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Human beings do insane things sometimes, for the people they care about. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( I’m trapped in James Bond: The Musical. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Harry Potter was not going to wank over Draco Malfoy. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Oh Potter, I didn’t know you cared. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( MALFOY! POTTER! )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Harry Potter was not gay. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Can’t feel my feet. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( I hate you. I really, really hate you. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Potter, you have five minutes to finish wanking, or I’m coming in there with a camera. )