Title: The Wizard's Guide to Muggle Travel: The Tower
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: Eventually NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary:
“If I want to spend time amongst lazy drunkards with a penchant for sex and tiny cigarettes, I need only visit you, Lucius.”

“Then you should enjoy Paris, given how often you appear at my door,” Lucius shot back without malice.

Author's Notes: The 'travel tips' at the begining of each part come from a flier I picked up at a travel agency years ago. They struck me as amusing because, really, if you can't figure these things out on your own, you really shouldn't be traveling in the first place.

Chapter Notes: Wrought with symbolism, with some purple language scattered here and there. There are two more parts left in this series, so don't worry if you come away from this chapter wondering what the hell Narcissa is talking about.

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Title: The Wizard's Guide to Muggle Travel: Memoirs
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: Eventually NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary: “Must you question each and every decision I make, you infuriatingly pedantic creature? These are not robes,” Lucius spat vehemently, spinning on his heel and surprising Severus with his sudden outburst, “They are kimono, and I bought them.”

Author's Notes: The 'travel tips' at the begining of each part come from a flier I picked up at a travel agency years ago. They struck me as amusing because, really, if you can't figure these things out on your own, you really shouldn't be traveling in the first place.

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Title: The Wizard's Guide to Muggle Travel: Fear and Loathing
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: Eventually NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary: It had been shortly after three o’clock in the morning in Nevada when they flooed into a small station on the outskirts of Las Vegas, and Severus was quite sure that he would spend the rest of his life regretting not having had a camera prepared to capture the expression on Lucius’ face when he realized where they were.

Author's Notes: The 'travel tips' at the begining of each part come from a flier I picked up at a travel agency years ago. They struck me as amusing because, really, if you can't figure these things out on your own, you really shouldn't be traveling in the first place.

Chapter Notes: Ten points to the house of your choice if you spot the homage to the movie this chapter is named after! Ten additional points if you catch the triple meaning of the last bit of dialogue.

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Title: The Wizard's Guide to Muggle Travel: Stoker
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: Eventually NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary: “Trying to outdo our old friend Vlad, are we?” Lucius asked in a whisper as Severus speared one of the offending vegetables with a particularly violent stab of his fork.

Author's Notes: The 'travel tips' at the begining of each part come from a flier I picked up at a travel agency years ago. They struck me as amusing because, really, if you can't figure these things out on your own, you really shouldn't be traveling in the first place.

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Title: The Wizard's Guide to Muggle Travel: Departures
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: Eventually NC-17
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine

Summary: “Severus,” Lucius said, pronouncing his name as if he were the one being irrational, “I need to get away for a little while, and traveling alone is dreadfully boring. Besides, when was the last time you left this miserable little island?”

Author's Notes: The 'travel tips' at the begining of each part come from a flier I picked up at a travel agency years ago. They struck me as amusing because, really, if you can't figure these things out on your own, you really shouldn't be traveling in the first place.

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