Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( You’re avoiding the question. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Human beings do insane things sometimes, for the people they care about. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( I’m trapped in James Bond: The Musical. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Harry Potter was not going to wank over Draco Malfoy. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Oh Potter, I didn’t know you cared. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( MALFOY! POTTER! )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Harry Potter was not gay. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Can’t feel my feet. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( I hate you. I really, really hate you. )

Title: The Venice Job
Author: nishizono
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17 (eventually)
Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.

Summary: Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.

Author's Notes: Because everyone should write Auror!H/D at least once. Humor, fluff, a touch of angst, and AU because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Book Seven. Also, written in four days and un-beta'ed, so please ignore or point out any mistakes.

( Potter, you have five minutes to finish wanking, or I’m coming in there with a camera. )